Heidi Klum

Germany’s top model Heidi Klum is an ideal of health, discipline, and neat hair. A role-model to ambitious belles of the village who do not want to change from school into consultation hours for mothers-to-be. A dream to protecting daughters and inhibited men who are looking for fun wihtout paying for it. A constantly clean nose and a controlled head are her hallmark.

With Claudia Schiffer, there was erotic and sealed lips. The latter may have related to the first. Either way, this is different with Heidi Klum. She recently revealed how she keeps her mariage alive: «We simply make appointments to have sex. Hey, baby, at two o’clock in the attic! And at six in the walk-in cupboard.» In Klum’s latest commercial for «Victoria’s Secret» you see her, the mom of three, play with «Franz» and «Hans», her brassiered breasts, and how she is hopping and screeching and jodelling. «I have got great breasts», she yells, and «You guy don’t know about breasts», and then Klum orders to fire off, squeezing her two friends as if they were to splatter the entire world with milk.

In doing so, Heidi Klum looks like a giggling girl scout who pretends to be a dangerous vamp. Nonetheless, this scene turned into a YouTube hit which caused a stir throughout the world: They tauntingly ask whether Klum «sniffed at glue» or whether there was «something in her tea». They are worried: «Why does she suddently talk so oversexedly?»

In fact, for the first time Klum reaches a level in terms of sex – that of silly German soft porns in the 1970s. The (failing) attempt of adding a shot of aggression makes her a child of her own time. And that her show hineinzubringen, macht sie zu einem Kind ihrer Zeit. Sex was brought to the dry-cleaner’s by people like Heidi Klum. Anything uncontrolleable was removed spotlessly.

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